Posted 6 hours ago

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

Posted 7 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if nicole kidman named her kid TeenDude then they would be TeenDude kidman and if you dont think thats the coolest name ever you’re wrong

Posted 10 hours ago

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

Posted 10 hours ago

i-ran-over-oprah:

[white guy voice] protein

Posted 1 day ago
surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

(Source: fuckyeahreligionpigeon)

Posted 1 day ago

whoatakeiteasyman:

that one kid in class who thinks they’re funny and feels the need to comment on everything

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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

awkwardvagina:

to quote jesus in matthew 4:19

"follow me"

Posted 1 day ago

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

Posted 1 day ago

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

(Source: sorry)